The best?  That would have to be over-hearing Robin Williams and some random guy on the street swap body-waxing horror stories while standing outside a fancy restaurant in town.  Two Realllly furry men talking about hair-removal...  *shudder*  My friend and I laughed about that for weeks.

I think I might have to go with "Robocop". Bad Ass.

"Torreador pants make your feet look big too"

We had that fortune taped to the front of the refrigerator for years. :)